The $50 Lesson

The $50 Lesson

I got this from one of my best friends. It's a true story -- very funny! ~

The $50 Lesson

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.

During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.  

She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride!

"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her.

"What do you mean?" she replied.

So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents aren't speaking to me.

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Protesting : Being Active NOT An Asshole

Protesting : Being Active NOT An Asshole

Protesters, advocates, rebels, radicals - the world couldn't survive or evolve without the effort of courageous groups fighting for their beliefs. I've been to a few rallies. I walked the streets of Asheville topless with the "Go Topless" tribe this summer. I've also been to multiple Pride parades and random protests throughout the area. They are always fun, always liberating and always disputed. When participating in a protests - whether large or small - it's important to accept that you will be faced by other groups that are protesting your protest.
The worst feeling is being faced by oppressors. The old preacher who's damning you to hell for enjoying gay sex. You're out there, speaking your mind, exercising your right to free speech. And so are they. There is a great divide between the liberal and conservative view points. Where acceptance and tolerance are ridiculed and exclusivity is deemed necessary.

You're getting your point across. Don't be an asshole while you are doing it. Obviously there is no need for violence in American protests. We can hold up enough signs and sing loud enough, that violence just doesn't seem necessary. Respect the authorities that are there to protect everyone, from the assholes. And go into the situation with a heartfelt purpose and the goal of promoting your ideas. People can be convinced to see your side, but only if you are rational and respectful with your delivery.

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Hipster's 12 Days of the Holidays

Hipster's 12 Days of the Holidays

On the first day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, an XBox 360.

On the second day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, two alt CD's,

And an XBox 360.

On the third day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's,

And an XBox 360.

On the fourth day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, four black rimmed glasses,

Three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's

And an XBox 360.

On the fifth day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, five rainbow thongs,

Four black rimmed glasses,

Three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's

And an XBox 360.

On the sixth day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, a six pack of Pabst,

Five rainbow thongs,

Four black rimmed glasses,

Three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's

And an XBox 360.

On the seventh day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, seven studded bracelets,

A six pack of Pabst,

Five rainbow thongs,

Four black rimmed glasses,

Three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's,

And an XBox 360.

On the eighth day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, eight coffee mugs.

Seven studded bracelets,

A six pack of Pabst,

Five rainbow thongs,

Four black rimmed glasses,

Three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's,

And an XBox 360.

On the ninth day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, nine nugs of weed,

Eight coffee mugs,

Seven studded bracelets,

A six pack of Pabst

Five rainbow thongs,

Four black rimmed glasses,

Three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's,

And an XBox 360.

On the tenth day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, ten vintage outfits,

Nine nugs of weed,

Eight coffee mugs,

Seven studded bracelets,

A six pack of Pabst,

Five rainbow thongs,

Four black rimmed glasses,

Three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's,

And an XBox 360.

On the eleventh day of the Holiday's my true love got for me, eleven retro posters,

Ten vintage outfits,

Nine nugs of weed,

Eight coffee mugs,

Seven studded bracelets,

A six pack of Pabst,

Five rainbow thongs,

Four black rimmed glasses,

Three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's,

And an XBox 360.

On the twelfth day of the Holiday's  my true love got for me, twelve cage-free eggs,

Eleven retro posters,

Ten vintage outfits,

Nine nugs of weed,

Eight coffee mugs,

Seven studded bracelets,

A six pack of Pabst,

Five rainbow thongs,

Four black rimmed glasses,

Three cans of spray paint,

Two alt CD's,

And an XBox 360.

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Survive The Apocalypse

Survive The Apocalypse

"The End Is Near!" Life as we know it is bound to change as we continue to destroy the very earth that we live on. An apocalypse can happen any day. Anything from instintanious nuclear fallout, to zombies, an asteroid crashing into the Earth, or the gradual spread of a life threatening infection. We can never know what the future holds, but preparing for the end of the world may help you survive the wastelands.

It's been the topic of books, games and movies for years. Is it all science fiction? We've seen devastation affect other parts of the world. Katrina destroying New Orleans, Hiroshima, the Thailand typhoon, 9-11. It's only a matter of time before the whole world is brought to it's knees. It may be science fiction for now, but in years to come the "great apocalypse" could be taught in high school history class!

Apocalypse
The sirens are blairing and whistles are blowing. People are running frantically trying to take cover. It's been a few days since the announcement, the apocalypse was coming. The time is here, and chaos is spreading rapidly.


How It Could Happen
There are a number of popular ways fiction writers kill off the majority of society.

• Aliens - They probe us, take our resources and blow up everything.
• Disease - Chemical or Viral. A disease spreads rapidly and picks off the weak.
• Ecological Catastrophe - The world will freeze or over heat causing a new ice age and flooding from melting ice.
• Human Decline - The population has declined from many reasons. Lack of reproduction is possible.
• Impact Event - A major collision with another celestial body.
• Monsters - Zombies, the blob, Godzilla. 
• Social Collapse - The economy goes to shit and everyone is left destitute. 
• Sun - The sun explodes or super heats.
• Supernatural - Demons, the rapture. Generally religious beliefs coming true.
• Technology - Robots become smarter than humans, are stronger and have bigger weapons. 

How To Survive

So, what can we do to prepare for an inevitable doomsday? We can start by delving into some of the great works of art, depicting possible apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic outcomes.

• Go underground. If you have enough time, build an underground bunker and stock it with necessities.
• Arm yourself. Any useful weapon will help. Even if it's a crowbar! You'll need it for zombies, aliens, monsters and thieves.
• Gather equipment. Flashlights, candles, lighters, tools, fire extinguisher, food and water.
• Wait. The best and really only thing you can do in the beginning is to wait it out. Even after the initial disaster, sit still until the smoke has cleared and you're out of immediate danger.

   Post-Apocalypse
The outside world has calmed down, and you've decided it's time to come out of hiding. You open the door to a strange new world. The air is probably polluted still, but the immediate danger is over. The sky has been tinted red and the landscape is dry and barren. You can't be the only survivor, there has to be more people somewhere. How are you going to survive.

What To Look For
There's no doubt that there will be things you need to learn about the new world. Places to avoid, safe houses, how to find food and barter your goods with merchants and traders.

• The first thing you are going to want to do is pack up all of your essential items. Water, weapons and armor.
• Locate other people. Cities are going to be more populated. Try to colonize.
• Avoid the wasteland. Odds are there are rogue warriors out there that are going to try to kill you and swipe your shit. Not to mention potential wild beasts
• What types of currency are people using now? Figure out who has the items that you need.
• Who's in charge? You're going to want to either obey them or kill them and take over.

How To Survive

Use your senses and look out for elemental disasters. Is the air polluted, the water? Is there fire or earthquakes. Consider finding an airmask, fire extinguisher and ways to filter water.

Gather, loot and steal. No matter how you get stuff, you're still going to have to work for it. And the more stuff you have, the better your chances of survival. 

Weapons. Make shift knives and guns constructed of leftover junk are great options. 

Harness the sun. Solar power is very usefully to charge up flashlights and basic electrical equipment. 

Pick a side. Are you going to be the villain or hero? You have to claim respect one way or another.

Make friends. Trust will be hard and everyone will be jumpy. (Be sure to announce yourself when you enter a room.) The more friends you have, the better off you will be.

Transportation will be limited. Invest in a good pair of shoes and find something to ride! Horses and bicycles may be your only option at this point.

Learn to fight and make use of your weapons. You'll have to use them to defend your territory and to`ill wildlife, either for safety or food.

Procreate. It's the end of the world, she'll sleep with you now.

Fiction
There are many works of fiction that have influenced this article. These stories have been around for centuries. From Greecian stories of the Titans to modern video games. These are some of the most popular from books, tv, movies and games.

Books

• The Purple Cloud 1901 M. P. Sheil
• The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy 1979 Douglas Adams
• The Mist 1980 Stephen King
• Oryx and Crake 2003 Margaret Atwood
• Robopocalypse 2011 Daniel H. Wilson

Television

• V. 1983 & 2010 Aliens
• Planet of the Apes 1974 War
• Dark Angel 2002 Social Collapse
• Jericho 2006 War
• The Walking Dead 2011 Monsters

Movies 

• Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956 Alien
• A Boy And His Dog 1975 War
• Meteor 1979 Impact Event
• Mad Max 1985 War
• Terminator 1984-2009 Technology
• Wall-E 2008 Eco
• Aeon Flux 2005 Disease
• The Book of Eli 2010 War

Games

• Left 4 Dead 2009 Disease/Monster
• Mass Effect 2007-2011 Technology
• Deus Ex 2003-2001 Social Collapse
• Fallout 1997-2010 War
• Brink 2011 Eco

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Rub Your Own Feet, Bitch!

Rub Your Own Feet, Bitch!

Oh the shame. Living in South Carolina, is kind of pitiful at times. Our people are the most common to make the news by doing something hideous. According to these charts South Carolina ranks #1 as having the most mobile homes per capita! Yea... that's pretty awesome.
So, the newest in redneck Carolina tales, a teacher is accused of making her students rub her feet. Seriously, like on their hands and knees massaging her nasty feet! It makes me throw up in my mouth a little. We all know the stereotype of the wretched evil teacher. This take it to a whole new level.

I'd Rub Her Feet

"She admitted to the children rubbing her feet," said Brenda Norris. "Just the thought of it... They immediately sent her home, but she's back there today."
Norris refused to name the teacher, but said she would select students to massage her feet during class time. "My granddaughter has nightmares, she cries," said Norris. "She said 'I have three wishes, Grandma. One of them was not to go to school today.'"Outraged, Norris took to Facebook and found at least half a dozen parents who said this also happened to their kids. The district says the situation has been handled. "I don't trust the system at all now," said Norris. "I can't trust the system. I'm afraid for her to go to school."
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So, what do you think? What would you do if your child was being forced... "selected", to rub their teacher's feet in school? Complaining to the principal, news and demanding the teacher being fired would be on my list of things to do. I doubt she will have her job much longer, but it's a shame none the less.

*click the link under the picture for the full news article.

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Video: Butt Dial During SEX

Video: Butt Dial During SEX

We've all butt dialed someone. It happens. Sometimes you are on the sending end and sometimes you are the receiver. It's always funny to be the one "accidentally on purpose" dropping in on someones private moments, but it can be very embarrassing when you are the one who accidentally makes the call. Some very intimate moments can be exposed. But, have you ever butt dialed while doing the dirty?

That's what happens in this video. I randomly linked to it after searching YouTube. I'm surprised it only has 113k views. I'm hoping to get it a few more. Um, let me say kids shouldn't watch this and adults will laugh their asses off. Ever done a naked cartwheel? The guy in the video does.

It's hilarious. I don't want to ruin the video for anyone, but just imagine what it would be like if you got a call from one of your friends, and they were getting busy on the other end. Many ways to go. Black mail, teasing them, name calling... or posting the video online! Check it out.

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The Maturity Climb

The Maturity Climb

Here's a cute cartoon about what maturity is and what it isn't. Many people think they are mature, however they are only fooling themselves. Nobody is perfect, but there are still some very immature assholes out there! Stop hating and start being a productive member of society.

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George Carlin on Religion

George Carlin on Religion

Stuff of Awesome

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Jesus Was Gay

Jesus Was Gay

Ok, so Jesus probably wasn't gay. Maybe, IDK! But did any of you guys watch the video I put up in the bottom right? LMAO! I think it's hilarious that the po-lice took the homophobes away. I hope their asses got arrested! To my boys at the end, you are beautiful! Don't ever stop believing in yourselves!

GirlWithKindlyHeart

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Just... Brag About Yourself

Just... Brag About Yourself

This video I found and I wanted to share it guys with you. Basically, it's a tutorial on getting more recognition. The guy, who has some kind of foreign accent, I'm assuming European, basically says that people have to explicitly tell their viewers what they should be praised for! The site the guy, Shane, runs is called imimpact.com. I don't know much about the site or the company except they offer products, CD's that help you expand your brand.

So, here's the video. He explains the concept behind, basically... bragging about yourself.

You can read my list of "What You Should Praise Me For" HERE

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Zombie Prejudice : MookyChick

Zombie Prejudice : MookyChick

by Amanda Kirby

Zombies don't have prejudice. They're egalitarian fellows who'll eat anyone's brains. But we do. Let's join forces with the Zombie Rights Movement to work on our prejudice and media-fed stereotyping... together.

Zombie history - better to know thine enemy than to fear it

We fear zombies for their brain-eating ways. Since the Middle Ages, people have believed that people will come back from the dead to finish their business. In 8th century Ireland, for instance, outsiders were buried with stones in their mouths to prevent them from becoming revenants, or the walking dead, returned to avenge crimes committed againsst them. The Draugr of medieval Norse mythology were warrior corpses returned from the dead to attack the living - though they probably used weapons not teeth, and weren't too bothered about the whole brains thing, either. Zombies are even mentioned in the oldest work of literature known to man, the Epic of Gilgamesh (although it doesn't mention the Z-word - we've got Vodoun, or the spirituality and practice of Voodoo, to thank for that).

They've been around forever. We've feared them forever. But why must we condemn these poor creatures just because of the way they were made? Just like you and I, zombies have feelings. Zombies were people too.

The media have always focused on zombies' negative lifestyle traits. They've picked them apart and, just as they've done with every other minority, stereotyped them to death. And now we spend our whole time preparing manifestos on how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse instead of leaning back and saying "cheer up lads, it might never happen".

Fortunately, there are organizations designed to help spread zombie awareness and educate the living on the real lifestyle traits of the deceased.

The pop culture stereotype is that zombies are always evil and must be stopped. Not fair! The truth is, zombies are just doing what they do. Just because they are flesh eaters, doesn't mean they are doing anything wrong, no more than a lion is doing something wrong, or Necrotizing Fasciitis is doing something wrong. Let's not bring morality into it! Zombies are only acting on their survival instincts. And we can't blame them for that.

The Zombie Rights Movement - Death by blunt objects never, Activism now

The Zombie Rights Movement is an organization that promotes a positive (un)living experience for all people, dead or alive. Dedicated to fighting prejudice against zombies, the movement's members and supporters include both the quick and the dead.

Their goal? To promote all the Zombie Walks that are going on. Education is key! If you've got time to add yet another event to your activism schedule, you should definitely go and check them out. Support zombies and fly the grey flag! But wash the bloodstains out first.

Our local governments need to consider ways to better support our zombie friends, neighbours, families and even foes. If the UK Government is so vocal about the Big Society, they can't possibly deny that zombies deserve respect and protection of their equal rights. Pointing out that zombies are ficitional is really just evading the issue.

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Fab in Drag

Fab in Drag

A continuation from my last image dump. Maybe I should give this one a theme... drag queens maybe? Shout out to RuPaul, JuJuBee and Pandora Boxx from Drag Race. Yall bitches keep me rolling!

So... have fun with these pictures. Some are amazing, some are a little scary! Enjoy!

Oh yeah... I stole all these pictures! ;)

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Humpdashian Divorce

Humpdashian Divorce

72 days. While I must admit they made it longer than I had projected, it still all fell apart as we all assumed it would. It was too much of a show to be real. They thought they could pull off the same stunt Khloe and Lamar did when they got married. It seems the Odem's may actually have the stuff. Who would have thought a 30 day engagement could have turned out so well? I guess Kim and Kris did, but sadly they were wrong.

US Magazine

Clearly the rumor mill is buzzing with gossip. Why did Kim sign the divorce papers? The leading theory suggests she did it because he was sitting on his ass all day and she was working her fat ass off. Either way, it's pretty lame she would take such drastic measures. Maybe she should read my Guide To Commitment. You don't bail on your partner when shit gets tough. It just goes to show that Kim can't take the institution of marriage seriously.

Two failed marriages down. Now Kim really gets to be known as a gold digging whore. Once her cash cow basket ball player was out of a job, she called it quits. It may seem harsh, but we've got to let the woman's reputation speak for itself.

Humpdashian Honeymoon

It's pitiful really. Miss Big Booty herself can get married and call it off after 2 months... yet our lovable gay and lesbian couples out there are denied the privilege, even when they have been together for years.

I'm tired of selfish brats making a mockery of our society. From massive corporations to tv princesses, these people need to just stop!

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Lesbians Have Breast Too

Lesbians Have Breast Too

Health dispiarity in the LGBT healthcare industry is massive. Non-hetero people have poor access to healthcare and often fear discussing their sexual preference with their doctors and physicians. Aside from delving into my graduate essay on health disparities and LGBT patients, I want to take a quick moment, and talk to my lesbian loves!

Lesbians have breast too. We all know that October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and this is the best time to remind women of all ages, races, cultures and creeds to check your breast. According to breastcancer.org The large national cancer registries and surveys do not collect data about sexual orientation, leaving lesbians embedded and invisible among this vast wealth of information. I fear that lesbians are not getting the message clearly enough. So here it is.


Some people currently believe that lesbians have an increased risk of developing breast cancer, based on a "cluster of risk factors" theory....The increased risks are a result of behaviors that are a result of the stress and stigma of living with homophobia and discrimination. Each of these behaviors carries with it an increased risk of cancer. Taken together, as a cluster, they could more than double a lesbian's chance of getting cancer.

The four most-cited cancer risk factors in the research on lesbians and breast cancer risk are:

Cigarette smoking - data suggest that lesbians smoke cigarettes at a substantially higher rate than heterosexual women.

Alcohol use - some research reports higher rates of heavy drinking among lesbians than heterosexual women

Obesity - some studies report that lesbians are more likely to be overweight or have a BMI over 25. Pregnancy - lesbians are less likely to have biological children before age 30, which would offer some protection against cancer.

Lesbians... look at your boobs. You want to keep your body, including your breast, healthy and cancer free... correct? Please... for the sake of your friends, family and yourself... check your breasts. Give them a nice rub, let a friend help! If they feel like they are hard in spots, ask your doctor to check it out for you. Consider getting a mammogram... especially if you are in your 30's and up! And take the necessary precautions to get your breast health in check! 

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Ozzy on The Talk

Ozzy on The Talk

Ozzy Osborne was interviewed by his lovely wife Sharon Osbourne and the other members of The Talk today. He sat proudly beside his wife, and have joking conversations with the rest of the ladies from the show. He was there to promote his new book, "Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy"

Julie Chen congratulated Ozzy on the announcement his son's, Jack, new engagement and baby on the way. Lisa is Jacks new bride, Sharon says they met Lisa's mother the night before and it went very well. They were "well behaved" even though they were nervous that Ozzy would say something inappropriate. When asked about what advice Ozzy would give to his son on being a father he replied, "Join a rockband and go on the road."

Julie asks how Ozzy started writing and giving "medical advice". He tell a story of a man that he knew. The man asked Ozzy one time, "me and my wife had good sex for 7 days a week and now we only have sex 4 times a week" and now the man wanted to know if it was "normal". Ozzy told the man to "stop complaining" because he was blessed to be 60 years old and still having sex at all.

Sharon says that Ozzy had his genes traced to find out who he was related to and what, if any, health markers they may find. The test results showed that Ozzy was related to Stephen Colbert and King George the 1st. The test also showed that there were no known health risks in this blood line. Ozzy commented, "I really didn't know what [the test] was about, and Sharon wanted to find out about the history of Alzheimer in her family"

Discussing Ozzy's health he says that he "goes to the gym every morning for the past 10 years" and is now a vegetarian. Julie Chen asked how long he had been a vegetarian, he replied "a week" and gave a cheeky grin. "The actual reason I decided to cut out meat and dairy is because I'm limited to what I can have on the road, burgers are everywhere." I think he meant that it was a healthier alternative to the burger and fry joints that are so abundant. He goes on to say that he is "not going to do it forever."

Ozzy also a considers himself to be a "self proclaimed hypochondriac". "So many men are ignorant to what really goes on." One of his friends asked him "what is a prostate" he said "go to the doctor", the man asked "how do they check for that" and Ozzy replied "I'll give you two guesses."

There was a special video message from Dr. Oz who asked Ozzy how he managed to still be alive after all the crazy things that happened to him. Ozzy blames it on "luck".

Before he left the show, the ladies asked if he had any advice on not smoking, "tobacco is the most addictive substance out there, just quit." Ozzy, who was once known for his bad ass ways, is now a non smoking, veggie eating, author. Funny how things change. It just goes to show that we all get better with age.

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Top 10 Controversial Costumes For Kids

Top 10 Controversial Costumes For Kids

Halloween is for fun and chaos. I've been thinking about what great, cute little outfit I can get for my son for his first Halloween. But I realized, there are some great, twisted costume ideas to get people stirred up. I mean, who wouldn't want to dress their kid up as a bloody hobo?

10. A Child Beauty Pageant Contestant
We've all seen Toddlers and Tiaras and we all know how weird those kids are. The parents are even more fucked up as we can tell. So, for Halloween this year, dress your kid up as one of the scary beauty contestants. Their eyes are so empty!

9. A Pack of Cigarettes or a Bottle of Booze
Get crafty with this one. Of course you will want to remember to add the necessary warning labels.

8. An OBGYN
This is great for boys! And dad can get in on the game with this one as well.

7. An Oompa Loompa
They are so scary. I hate their little orange faces and green, fucked up hair. Putting a kid in a Oompa Loompa costume is just wrong. This category can also overlap with the "midget" category. If you're feeling a little judgmental!

6. A Hobo
Use any raggady old baby clothes or pieces of cloth you can find. Give you kid an empty Pork N. Bean can and put a dollar in it. Tell them to run up to people and claim the government is after them, and ask for money for an attorney.

5. A Midget
Dress your kid in their regular, adult style clothes. Give them a sign that says "little person". You can make them look more adult by adding a wig or a neck tie... or an empty bottle of scotch.

4. Birth Control
We all know that one kid, often scares people into not having another one for a while. Have fun with this idea. There are many options of birth control that you can dress you child up as. I prefer, the condom. These are easy to design into a costume with just some saran wrap. Use your imagination.

3. Play The Race Card

Cover your white kid in black face paint or put your black kid in a Klan outfit. Feel free to test the water with other racial stereotypes.


2. A Transgender
Boys wear girl clothes and girls wear boy clothes. Easy.

1. Lady/Baby GooGoo
This works for girls or boys I guess. If you want to dress your son up as Gaga's male, alter ego. Use your child as a canvas. Any household items will work for this. Pieces of bacon, toilet brush, trash bag. Throw a bunch of crap on your kid a presto, Baby GooGoo

some images from here

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Internet Porn

Internet Porn

A nice dose of internet porn. The flashiest, trashiest and most abused pictures on the internet. You won't want to miss this. I stole all of these from other sites!

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Opinions Are Like Buttholes

Opinions Are Like Buttholes

Blogging is contagious. The more you do it, the more you want to do it. Fine tuning your writing is key, and that often means developing your own voice. The best bloggers are ones that the average person connects to. A writers personality must be likeable, or at least controversial. The most famous bloggers, Perez Hilton as the best example, are talented with the gift of gab. We want to hear what they have to say. It doesn't matter if the topic is technology or cats, when people discuss it, we listen.

We absorb all the internet garbage we can, because we can. Every  "me haz cheezeburger" cat, how to video, DIY tips and annoying blogger out there. Our attention is on you, and if you make it through my stumbler attempts or get forwarded on facebook, we will notice.

Opinions are like buttholes. And we eat them up... eww!

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Wild Tattoos

Wild Tattoos

Some tattoos get crazy! Raging tigers, colorful fish and birds of every variety. Animals are referred to as our "spirit guides" in many cultures. It's not surprise that people like to display their favorite animals on their bodies as a symbol of their interests and personalities. Here are a few of my favorite from around the internet.

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I'm Going To Annoy You

I'm Going To Annoy You

I read a post somewhere that encourages bloggers to be annoying. So, if you want annoying, keep reading this to find out how annoying I can truly be.

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